Blackjack: Don’t dress the part – part 2
Picking up where we left off, here are some more essential things to keep in mind when you’re in the moment in a casino trying to count cards and not get caught.
In case you haven’t picked it up from the two titles so far, don’t dress the part. I don’t care if the last dozen session netted you a six-figure payoff (Kevin Spacey is waiting for you, by the way), if you show up flashy, you will draw attention. That’s just common sense. In fact, don’t do anything – anything – that’ll draw attention to you. I’m not telling you to hide and be a recluse at the table, because that draws attention to you, as well. But no leather, no suede, hell, no microfiber clothing. Don’t be the table jokester. Don’t try too hard to not appear suspicious. That’s suspicious.
This next tip focuses on doing a little reconnaissance work. Scout out the blackjack shift changes. Why? Because the managers usually come around a pre-determined amount of time before the dealers change. In this period, it’s prime time to make a move or two. At this point, these guys are worried about dealing with everyone else outside of card counters. It’s babysitting time, and if you can keep your diaper clean, you might just be able to stash a few thousand worth of chips in it on your way out the door.
Next, be greedy. That’s right, ask for comps. Ask for it like you deserve it every time you sit down. Ask for it every hour. Make a small comment (not during the shift change period) about how you shouldn’t be paying for these watered-down drinks. This helps show you’re not focused on anything except having a good time and getting a few things for free. Like a murderer, it kinda establishes a motive for you.
And finally, remember, above all else, the internet blackjack dealer is not your friend. The dealer is worse than that waitress at Hooters that sits next to you during your order and puts her hand on your leg. The dealer wants your money, and is probably going to be loyal to the casino. Especially if you don’t tip 20 to 25% of your winning hands. That pisses them off something awful. So if you even look at him wrong, he’s going to tip the pit boss or anyone else off that something fishy might be up. If you get a sense of that, cut your losses (or minimize your winnings) and cash out. Don’t even try another table, just find another casino.